So I’m getting ready for bed and my suite mate is in the bathroom having a FULL BLOWN conversation with Siri on his Iphone……..While taking a shit.

Yesterday I saw this girl sitting across from the table that my friend, his girlfriend, and I were sitting at. Periodically we had some eye contact, It was cool n stuff but I thought nothing of it really. 

I think she’s pretty cute, I’ve seen her before and she knows one of the girls I work with.

Anyway I was pouring smothering my food with A1 Steak Sauce, and I guess she saw me when my back was turned. The second I turned around to walk to my table we made eye contact. 

Uninterrupted eye contact right up to the point where I walked past her. Well almost uninterrupted…. I looked away first I couldn’t help it.

It was kinda weird like, 2 seconds into our little ocular showdown my brain got this crazy impulse.

Almost felt like she was melting my brain or trying to read my mind. 

Long story short, I gave her somewhat of a smile to ease the awkwardness (for myself)…….. but she just kept on burning a hole in my face.

I think she either thinks I’m good lookin or she wants to kill me?